From a Google Talk chat this afternoon. Edited for clarity:
Timothy: meatloaf sure is salty!
and gravy
Rebecca: mmmmm! salt......!
Timothy: (is salty)
Rebecca: how true
Timothy: (gravy is salty, not meatloaf is gravy)
Rebecca: also true
Timothy: (meatloaf is not gravy)
Rebecca: you're just full of true statements today, aren't you?
Timothy: i guess you are too!
:P
Rebecca: :P
did you buy lunch today then?
Timothy: i did
Rebecca: maybe when we have lunch together, I should go over there and have meatloaf and gravy!
I've been craving salt all day
Timothy: wow. their rolls are actually not stale
Rebecca: is that the only thing that determines whether a roll is good or not? if it's stale?
Timothy: it is not
Rebecca: oh
how is it then? (besides not stale)
Timothy: it is tolerable
Rebecca: :P
Timothy: stale is not tolerable
tolerable is not stale
tolerable is other things too
Rebecca: like what?
Timothy: tolerable is edible
stale is not edible
Rebecca: stale is edible!
Timothy: no it is not
Rebecca: yes, it is
stale is not enjoyable
Timothy: edible is enjoyable
Rebecca: no, edible is able to be eaten
moldy is edible
petrified is not edible
Timothy: petrified is edible
Rebecca: is not!
Timothy: petrified is enjoyable
Rebecca: what?
you've got your booleans switched around, I think
Timothy: petrified is very tolerable
Rebecca: oh, no I don't think so!
Timothy: i think so
Rebecca: are we talking about the same petrified here?
Timothy: yes we are
there is only one definition of petrified
Rebecca: no, there are two definitions
1. to convert into stone or a stony substance.
2. to benumb or paralyze with astonishment, horror, or other strong emotion: I was petrified with fear.
3. to make rigid or inert; harden; deaden: The tragedy in his life petrified his emotions.
I meant number 1.
Timothy: i meant number 1
Rebecca: a petrified roll is one in which the organic material has been replaced with rock material
a petrified roll = roll made of rock
rock is not edible
petrified is not edible
Timothy: what is salt
Rebecca: !
lol
Timothy: if salt is not edible, why are you craving it
Rebecca: you got me
Timothy: HA!
Rebecca: you win
Timothy: (that was REALLY fun)
ahem
petrified is edible
Rebecca: good, I'm glad you liked it!